I have a new theory

ok, so my recent experience with girls has taught me many things. The most important of which I am going to relay to you in this very post. I bet you are all bursting with excitement. So without further delay, my new theory.
Girls are all pathological liars. Not that they mean to lie, or that they formulate plans to lie to people or are massive con artists or anything like this. No, its much more simple and obscure. So when they are in a situation, any situation which is benifitting them in anyway (my warm bed for example) they will say anything without actually meaning it. They will act a certain way, do certain things, play certain games, and yes, they are really games. You could even say, in certain situations life is just a game to women. Man, I mean to for me, I won't say anything untruthful or dishonest to someone unless I know I am lying to them. I don't like to lie to people and I try not to if at all possible but girls, in these situations will seriously not realize the lies they spew. Its like, they don't count or something because of the situation. Think of it as if your drunk, and of course you say "oh i was drunk, so it doesn't count". Thats what girls say whenever they get a chance. If they are in a a situation that benefits them, they will lie and consider it not lying.
Its crazy, and I mean, I can't quite understand how someone could do this, but all evidence points to this being the truth. I don't know really, this is my theory, its either that or girls are just pathological liars. I wish that weren't true, so for now my theory stands. Until I can come up with a better one of course. Women are crazy, and if I said I could live without them, I'd be a liar.